Size & Fit Guide (Unisex / Gender-Neutral)

Size & Fit Guide
Effective Date: December 28, 2025

All Sarcastic Shirt LLC designs are printed on unisex/gender-neutral apparel. Fit may vary slightly by style (t-shirt, sweatshirt, or hoodie) and by production batch.

How to Choose the Right Size

The best method is to measure a shirt you already own and love.

To measure a shirt:

1. Lay it flat.
2. Measure Chest Width: across the front, from armpit seam to armpit seam.
3. Measure Body Length: from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Compare those measurements to the size chart listed on the product page.

Fit Notes

• Unisex fit typically feels like a standard “classic” fit.
• For an oversized/relaxed look, consider sizing up.
• For a more fitted look, consider sizing down (if you prefer a closer fit).

Size Chart

Because we offer multiple products and styles, the most accurate size chart is shown on each product page. Here is the size chart for our most common adult style:

Important Sizing Disclaimer

Our items are made-to-order. Please review sizing carefully before purchasing.

• Ordering the wrong size is not considered a defect and is not eligible for return or exchange.
• If you receive the wrong size due to our error (i.e., it doesn’t match what you ordered), contact us and we’ll fix it.

Questions? Email info@sarcasticshirtllc.com.