• Ew... People. Tee Shirt

    Ew… People. Tee Shirt

    $24.99

    A soft, relaxed tee that says exactly what you’re thinking: “Ew… People.”  Lightweight yet sturdy, this classic crew neck sits comfortably through long commutes, quiet coffee runs, and low-key gatherings. The small, centered text reads “Ew… People.” for those of us who’d rather not people today. Wear it layered under a jacket for errands or… Continue Reading Ew… People. Tee Shirt

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  • Eye Roll Expert Youth Tee

    Eye Roll Expert Youth Tee

    $14.99

    This “Eye Roll Expert” youth tee speaks with a raised brow and a slow exhale. Lightweight but sturdy, it carries the dry, eye-rolling humor of a tween. Perfect for everyday occasions for kids who you just know are going to roll their eyes at everything. Call it as you see it. Clean lines and a… Continue Reading Eye Roll Expert Youth Tee

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  • I Came. I Saw. I Made it Awkward Tee

    I Came. I Saw. I Made it Awkward Tee

    $24.99

    A soft, dependable tee that carries a sly sense of humor, with the phrase, “I came. I saw. I made it awkward.” The minimalist, centered text design that reads like a whispered confession: short lines, subtle contrast, and plenty of personality. It slips easily into everyday life, tossed on for errands, low-key hangouts, or days… Continue Reading I Came. I Saw. I Made it Awkward Tee

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  • I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right Tee

    I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right Tee

    $24.99

    This “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right” tee carries a sharp, sarcastic line that lets everyone know you’re someone who’s calmly winning every debate. Lightweight but sturdy, it settles into the shoulders and drapes cleanly, so the slogan stays readable whether you’re arguing at a coffee shop, cheering from the sidelines, or… Continue Reading I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right Tee

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  • Lox, Schmear, and Sarcasm Bagel Tee

    Lox, Schmear, and Sarcasm Bagel Tee

    Price range: $28.44 through $32.00

    This Lox, Schmear, and Sarcasm Bagel Tee celebrates your love of Jewish food and humor. It feels like a wink from a brunch table, salty, warm, and entirely sincere. It settles into weekend routines: spilled coffee, late morning laughs, bagel runs with friends. The tone is conversational and irreverent, built for people who celebrate food,… Continue Reading Lox, Schmear, and Sarcasm Bagel Tee

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  • Marriage: A Team Sport T-Shirt

    Marriage: A Team Sport T-Shirt

    $24.99

    Wear your heart on your sleeve with the Marriage: A Team Sport T-Shirt! This hand-drawn tee featuring quirky heart characters is perfect for couples who know that love is a hilarious game of teamwork. Whether you’re navigating the highs and lows or just trying to agree on what to watch, this shirt adds a playful twist to your Valentine’s wardrobe. Get ready to score some laughs and show off your marital camaraderie!

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