Lox, Schmear, and Sarcasm Bagel Tee

Description

This Lox, Schmear, and Sarcasm Bagel Tee celebrates your love of Jewish food and humor. It feels like a wink from a brunch table, salty, warm, and entirely sincere. It settles into weekend routines: spilled coffee, late morning laughs, bagel runs with friends. The tone is conversational and irreverent, built for people who celebrate food, family, and smart-aleck charm.

Wear it to casual gatherings, deli crawls, or while prepping a spread for guests; it pairs easily with jeans, a cardigan, or an apron. Breathable and resilient, the shirt keeps the print crisp and the fit relaxed, so the joke lands without fuss and the wearer stays comfortable all day.

Product features
– Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
– Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
– Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
– Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/neck and DTG for main areas
– Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean